Man accused of bestiality blames crime on shapeshifting prostitute

Last Sunday, Zimbabwean police found a 28-year-old man in flagrante delicto with a donkey in the town of Zvishavane. When pressed for a rationale, the man offered up that which can only be described as your typical True Blood subplot. Reports New Zimbabwe:

A man caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub [...]

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began. “I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

Additionally, AFP reports that the amorous accused has no ill will toward the shapeshifting strumpet. “I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey,” he admitted. That must be one comely burro. I have no idea what a handsome donkey looks like, so I’m guessing it resembled The Humanimal.

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